insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

insomniac-arrest:

sometimes I see shiny things like this 

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or this

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and instead of admiring them the ghosts of my protestant ancestors possess me and I think shit like ‘well that’s just a little too much’

my ancestor Pain Wilhelmina Smith wacks a stick around my brain like ‘you like that Catholic shit? you gonna pay indulgences for that, huh? punk? get yee to a single room log cabin and PRAY’

anyway, my room is absolutely bare and buying a piece of clothing for over 20 dollars pains me

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actually, I’m sorry to admit this, but I actually mis-remembered the name of the ancestor I was thinking of

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her name was Fear

if you’re wondering, my puritan forebears actually had 5 children

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please note Wrestling, Fear, and Love Brewster. And Jonathon.

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this is so funny, thank you

(via just-in-the-nickleback-of-time)

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